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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain

Bohat Chup Chup Sey Rehtey Ho…
Na Bantey Hoo, Sanwertey Ho…
Na Koi baat Kartey Ho…
Bharee Mehfil Main Bhi Aksar!
Hamesha Khoye Rehtey Ho…
Udasi Ankh Main Bharr Kar…
Har Ik Chehrey Ko Taktey Ho!
Koi jab Yaad Ata Ha…
To Thandee Aah Bhartey Ho!
To Khul Kar Kyun Nahin Kehtey…
Kisi Sey Pyaar kartey ho ……

Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain,
Yaad app bhi hume karte hain,
Fark sirf itna hain,
Hum yaad ane pe sms karte hain,
Aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hain.

Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai

Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye

Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye

Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai

Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye !

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Good Morning.

You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.
Guds Mrng
Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng
Morning is God's way of saying:
"One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul..."
Gud Morg...
A cup of hot hello's,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely...!Gud Mrng..!

Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.
Look Outside
It's So Pleasent !
Sun Smiling For You !
Trees Dancing For You
Wind Singing For You !
Because,
I have told them all To Wish You..

Good Morning...
A
Aitbaar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Gham
H
Hamdam
I
Intezaar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhye
M
Mohabat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Piyar
Q
qismat
R
rishtye
S
samjhota
T
tamanna
U
udasiyan
V
virasat
W
wada
X
xcuse
Y
Yaden
Z
Zindagi
Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai,
Yehi hai zindagi,
SO enjoy karo or karte raho,
Good Morning.

Monday, December 22, 2008

My Funny Thinks

Na dhoondo tum mujhe phoolon mein, na chiraagon mein
Main basa hoon tumhare dil mein, tumhari aankhon mein....

Gujre Dino Ki Bhuli Hui Bat Ki Trah Bhula Dya tUmne Anjan Ki Trah
tum$e Umid Ti Nibaoge Mohbat Tum Badal Gae Mere Halat Ki Trah
.

Wo bwfa hmra imtiha kya legi milegi nzro $e nzar to nzr zuka degi
use mri kabr pe dia jlane mat khna wo nadan h apna hath jala legi


Jis din Aap zami par aae Woh asman b khub roya,
Akhir uske ansu thamte b kaise mere lye apna sabse pyara $itara Jo khoya

Unki nzro $e dur jaenge hm. dur fizao me kabi kho jaenge hm
mri yado se lipat k roenge wo, zamen od k jab so jaenge hm.


Aapke pass dosto ka khazana hai, Par ye dost aapka purana hai,
Is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi, Q ki ye dost aapki DO$TI deewana he
.

Tujhe pyar mera sataega aksar, Yado k tofa uthaega aksar,
Zikra mera karne se pehle, Tu kuch soch k muskrayegi aksar.


Hichkiya Dilakar A Kai$i Uljhn Bdha Rhe Ho, Ankhe Bnd He Fir B Nazr aa Rhe Ho,
Bs Itna Bta Do Hme, Yad kr rhe Ho, Ya Apni Yad Dila Rhe Ho.


Labo Ki Hasi uske Naam Kr Denge, Har Ku$hi us Per Kurban Kr Denge.
Jis Din Hogi Kami Mere Pyar Me, Zindgi Maut K Naam Kr Denge.


Dhadkan hamari tumse jo kahe, $anso ko b uski khabar na lage. Bahut khubsurat he rishta hamara, duwa he ise kisi ki nazar na lage.
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Friendship Tips

Sachi he mere Dosti azamake dekho, Karke yakin mujpe pass aakar dekho,
Badlta nahi kabhi sona apna rang, itni bar Dil kare Aag lagake Dekho .

Dosti bani rahegi Hmari zindagi bhar, Umeed he tumko aitrazna hoga yakin par,
Jab bhi ho tumko DOST ki jarurat, Me hu bas ek sms ki duri par.

Bhoolein N Kabhi Aisi Koi Yaad De Do. Bhoole Se Hi Sahi Kabhi Hume Awaz De Do.
Yahan Maut Ka Kise Gham Hai, PaL Bhar KaTum Agar Sath De do
.

Bhoolna chaoge jitna aap hamko, Utna yaad aayenge hum.....
Dil se nikalne ki koshish na karna, Warna dil ke aur kareb aajayenge hum.....


BHUL se agar "BHUL" hogai, to "BHUL" samaz kar "BHUL" jana,
magar "BHUL-Na" sirf "BHUL" ko, "BHUL" se muzko mat "BHUL" jana.


Waqt kehta hai pir na Aaunga, Teri Aankho ko fir na RULAAUNGA,
Jeena hai to is Pal ko jee le kal tak mein Ruk na Pauanga.


Hota he Pyar,Jab Khushi hoti he. Rota he Dil,Jab Taqleef hoti he.
Pyar mat karna mere Dost,Dimaag se zyaada Dil ko Taqleef hoti he.

Hmne b kisi se Pyar kiya tha Ganto rah me khade hokr Intzar kiya tha
Bhul UNKI nhi hamari thi KyuK unhone hmse nahi hamne unse PYAR kiya tha


Maali ko Phool Pasand Hai, Phulo ko Bahar Pasand Hai,
Naa Jane Aapko Kya Pasand Hai, Sach kahe Hume to "Aap" Pasand Hai...

Khoobsurat c Jindagi Me Khushiya Aapke Chehre Par Barkarar Rahe,
Hum Rahe Ya Na Rahe Apko Khushiyon Ka Nahi, Khushiyon ko Aapka Intjaar Rahe
.

indagi ke liye Jina Zaruri hai, Jine ke liye Armaan Jaruri Hai,
Dil mey Chahe Lakhon Gum ho, Fir Bhi Chehre pe MUSKAAN jaruri hai......

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Funny Life

Sir, we do not Ahnasao

It can also be fine motto that man Toank - Thaank doing fine - to make this categorically Mahapuruhaon of the earth's contribution remains Bzda has come. But the motto of this is a flip side. This aspect is Sochaniey the question, and that is what stuck at the same 'OK - categorically' to say? A sample of this connection is present.


All other kinds of knowledge are good, but the knowledge of the self is the king of all pervading knowledge. Amongst all the existing rules, the art of government is supreme and amongst all types of knowlwdge the knowledge of Brahman is most superior. Art of government itself is not a bad thing but when selfish and mean persons enter politics, the benevolent philosophy behinds politics gets lost. If the king rules the nation keeping in mind the benefit of religion and society, then politics serves its true purpose, otherwise it just becomes a fight for power. If the politics of the nation has true spirit then it's influence can be easily seen in the people of the society. Similarly, this knowledge of self is mysterious, pure, evidently fruit bearing, and easy to acquire.
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Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,

Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

Zindagi ko to hum jab chahen,Maut ki oor khud le jaate hain,
Par ek baar jo kar len ishq,Wo kahaan isko chod paate hain.

Ye duniya kitni khudgarz hai,Ye mohabbat hume batati hai.
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

Mohabbat ek jaanlewa aadat hai,Jisme hoti shikwa-shikayat hai,
Par aashiqon k liye to,Yahi unka khuda aur yahi ibadat hai.
Wo mohabbat hi to hai doost,Jo jeevan ko haseen banati hai.
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

Jab koi bediyon ko payal kar jaati hai,Har jhalak uski,kayal kar jati hai.
Jab hota uska mehfil me aana,Uski har ada hume bas”ghayal”kar jati hai.
Wo mohabbat ki daastan hai ki,Har saans me kisi ki khusboo aati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Funny Sher

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अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ
वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है
रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो
तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है
और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार
अपने इन्सल्ट का बदला देखो कैसे लुंगा
जानेमन तेरे बाप को Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं
आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File
जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only है

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