My Shairy

Kal jab mile thhe.

To Dil mein hua ek Sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.

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Jo Muddat se hota aaya hai,

Woh Repeat kar Doonga.

Tu naa mili to apni Zindagi

Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar Doonga.

Shayad mere Pyar ko

Taste karna Bhool gaye.

Dil sey aisa Cut kiya

Ke Paste karna Bhool gaye.

Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain

Pyar se unhe Good Morning.

Woh aise Ghoor ke Dekhti Hain

Jaise 0 Errors aur 5 Warning.

Aisa bhi Nahin Hai ke

I don't like your Face.

Par dil ke Storage mein

No more Disk Space.

Ghar se jab tum Nikaley

Pehen ke Reshmi Gown.

Jaane Kitne Dilon ka

Ho gaya Server Down .

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein

Kabhi Mujhe bhi pick karo…

Mere pyaar ke Icon par

Kabhi to Double-Click Karo..

Code Bante hain … Release ka sama hota hai

Aise Mausam mein hi to Bugs Jawaan hota hai

Dil ki Khunnas Manager Jabaan se Nahi kehte

Ye Fasana to Appraisal mein Bayan Hota Hai

Jabse meri Zindagi mein,

Aayi hai ik Female.

Bhool Gaya hai sab Kuchh

Kya Hotmail, Kya Gmail.

Dil se Ek Ishq ki

Application Create kar Raha Hoon.

Pyaar se Debug karna

Mein Wait kar Raha Hoon.

Na koyi Umang hai

Na koyi Tarang hai

Maintenance ke project hai

Bugs Ne Kiya Naak Mai Dum Hai

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,

Tum nahi ho Aish,

Par Jaane Kyon tumhe dekh kar

Mera system Ho Jata hai Crash

Woh Samajhte Hain dil Tod Diya

To hum Dead Hain

Woh Nahin Jaante ki

Is Dil Main aur kitne Thread Hain

Zero track ki mafiq ho gaya hai

Aajkal dil Mera

Uth te hi Curser ki Tarah

Jaban pe Aata hai Naam Tera

Good Morning.

You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.
Guds Mrng
Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng
Morning is God's way of saying:
"One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul..."
Gud Morg...
A cup of hot hello's,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely...!Gud Mrng..!

Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.
Look Outside
It's So Pleasent !
Sun Smiling For You !
Trees Dancing For You
Wind Singing For You !
Because,
I have told them all To Wish You..
Good Morning...
A
Aitbaar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Gham
H
Hamdam
I
Intezaar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhye
M
Mohabat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Piyar
Q
qismat
R
rishtye
S
samjhota
T
tamanna
U
udasiyan
V
virasat
W
wada
X
xcuse
Y
Yaden
Z
Zindagi
Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai,
Yehi hai zindagi,
SO enjoy karo or karte raho,
Good Morning.

Hindi Romantic

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

U hi kisi par eitbar ho jata hai..
Ajnabi sa koi sakshh apna ho jata hai..
Sirf uski khusio se hi nahi maohabbat..
Uski har adao se pyar ho jata hai.

Phool se kisi ne puchha,
Tune khusbu di tujhe kya mila ?
Phool ne kaha ..
Lena aur dena to vyapar hai,
Jo dekar kuchh na mange wo pyar hai.

Baith kar unki julfon ke saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya,
kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.

Aankhen unchi hui to dua ban gayi,
aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,
jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,
aur uth kar jhuki to ADAA ban gayi.

I am starting this thread
and will keep up dat every day
so please dont forget feed back
and visit again and again.
thnks in advance

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My Funny Thinks

Na dhoondo tum mujhe phoolon mein, na chiraagon mein
Main basa hoon tumhare dil mein, tumhari aankhon mein....

Gujre Dino Ki Bhuli Hui Bat Ki Trah Bhula Dya tUmne Anjan Ki Trah
tum$e Umid Ti Nibaoge Mohbat Tum Badal Gae Mere Halat Ki Trah.

Wo bwfa hmra imtiha kya legi milegi nzro $e nzar to nzr zuka degi
use mri kabr pe dia jlane mat khna wo nadan h apna hath jala legi

Jis din Aap zami par aae Woh asman b khub roya,
Akhir uske ansu thamte b kaise mere lye apna sabse pyara $itara Jo khoya

Unki nzro $e dur jaenge hm. dur fizao me kabi kho jaenge hm
mri yado se lipat k roenge wo, zamen od k jab so jaenge hm.

Aapke pass dosto ka khazana hai, Par ye dost aapka purana hai,
Is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi, Q ki ye dost aapki DO$TI deewana he.

Tujhe pyar mera sataega aksar, Yado k tofa uthaega aksar,
Zikra mera karne se pehle, Tu kuch soch k muskrayegi aksar.

Hichkiya Dilakar A Kai$i Uljhn Bdha Rhe Ho, Ankhe Bnd He Fir B Nazr aa Rhe Ho,
Bs Itna Bta Do Hme, Yad kr rhe Ho, Ya Apni Yad Dila Rhe Ho.

Labo Ki Hasi uske Naam Kr Denge, Har Ku$hi us Per Kurban Kr Denge.
Jis Din Hogi Kami Mere Pyar Me, Zindgi Maut K Naam Kr Denge.

Dhadkan hamari tumse jo kahe, $anso ko b uski khabar na lage. Bahut khubsurat he rishta hamara, duwa he ise kisi ki nazar na lage.
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Friendship Tips

Sachi he mere Dosti azamake dekho, Karke yakin mujpe pass aakar dekho,
Badlta nahi kabhi sona apna rang, itni bar Dil kare Aag lagake Dekho .

Dosti bani rahegi Hmari zindagi bhar, Umeed he tumko aitrazna hoga yakin par,
Jab bhi ho tumko DOST ki jarurat, Me hu bas ek sms ki duri par.

Bhoolein N Kabhi Aisi Koi Yaad De Do. Bhoole Se Hi Sahi Kabhi Hume Awaz De Do.
Yahan Maut Ka Kise Gham Hai, PaL Bhar KaTum Agar Sath De do.

Bhoolna chaoge jitna aap hamko, Utna yaad aayenge hum.....
Dil se nikalne ki koshish na karna, Warna dil ke aur kareb aajayenge hum.....

BHUL se agar "BHUL" hogai, to "BHUL" samaz kar "BHUL" jana,
magar "BHUL-Na" sirf "BHUL" ko, "BHUL" se muzko mat "BHUL" jana.

Waqt kehta hai pir na Aaunga, Teri Aankho ko fir na RULAAUNGA,
Jeena hai to is Pal ko jee le kal tak mein Ruk na Pauanga.

Hota he Pyar,Jab Khushi hoti he. Rota he Dil,Jab Taqleef hoti he.
Pyar mat karna mere Dost,Dimaag se zyaada Dil ko Taqleef hoti he.

Hmne b kisi se Pyar kiya tha Ganto rah me khade hokr Intzar kiya tha
Bhul UNKI nhi hamari thi KyuK unhone hmse nahi hamne unse PYAR kiya tha

Maali ko Phool Pasand Hai, Phulo ko Bahar Pasand Hai,
Naa Jane Aapko Kya Pasand Hai, Sach kahe Hume to "Aap" Pasand Hai...

Khoobsurat c Jindagi Me Khushiya Aapke Chehre Par Barkarar Rahe,
Hum Rahe Ya Na Rahe Apko Khushiyon Ka Nahi, Khushiyon ko Aapka Intjaar Rahe.

indagi ke liye Jina Zaruri hai, Jine ke liye Armaan Jaruri Hai,
Dil mey Chahe Lakhon Gum ho, Fir Bhi Chehre pe MUSKAAN jaruri hai......

Funny Sher

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अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ
वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है
रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो
तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है
और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार
अपने इन्सल्ट का बदला देखो कैसे लुंगा
जानेमन तेरे बाप को Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं
आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File
जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only है

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